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Put the lime in the coconut You drink 'em both up

Put the lime in the coconut You drink 'em both up  Good Advice Duck

Wash nice linens and nylon clothes inside out it will prevent snags from the washer

Wash nice linens and nylon clothes inside out it will prevent snags from the washer  Good Advice Duck

need to remove adhesive residue? use lighter fluid

need to remove adhesive residue? use lighter fluid  Good Advice Duck

When you want to remark about how pretty your date looks You should tell her how nice her outfit is because her outfit is her choice whereas her face isn't.

When you want to remark about how pretty your date looks You should tell her how nice her outfit is because
her outfit is her choice whereas her face isn't.  Good Advice Duck

Next time you talk shit about your parents remember that if they didn't screw each other, you wouldn't be alive

Next time you talk shit about your parents remember that if they didn't screw each other, you wouldn't be alive  Good Advice Duck

Want me to understand you? Spell fucking slower.

Want me to understand you? Spell fucking slower.  Good Advice Duck

If someone pulls a gun on you fake a heart attack and fall to the ground.

If someone pulls a gun on you fake a heart attack and fall to the ground.    Good Advice Duck

Confuse the NSA Everyone dial several random phone numbers a day

Confuse the NSA  Everyone dial several random phone numbers a day  Good Advice Duck

Around others and need to fart discreetly? Pull one of your buttcheecks apart and it will be almost silent

Around others and need to fart discreetly? Pull one of your buttcheecks apart and it will be almost silent  Good Advice Duck

Cant sleep? fap

Cant sleep? fap  Good Advice Duck
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