Hipster Barista

"I'm on a vegan because I support a healthy lifestyle" Eats an entire cheese pizza

"Frappe"? You mean "Ice Blended" We don't do starbucks lingo here

I had a crush on Zooey Deschanel Before "New Girl"

I had a crush on Zooey Deschanel Before

I said METRO-sexual

I said  METRO-sexual  Hipster Barista

portlandia

 portlandia  Hipster Barista

Went to a Waldorf School Before it was cool

Went to a Waldorf School
 Before it was cool  Hipster Barista

Knew about Slenderman before slender was realeased

Knew about Slenderman before slender was realeased  Hipster Barista

Opens music blog tshirt store online by American Apparel : Charges 30 dollars

Opens music blog tshirt  store online by American Apparel : Charges 30 dollars   Hipster Barista

I can't work on anything but apple. I'm creative! Did you want whip cream on that mocha?

I can't work on anything but apple.  I'm creative! Did you want whip cream on that mocha?  Hipster Barista

Political views: Conservative

Political views: Conservative  Hipster Barista
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