Hipster Barista

Only likes vintage things gets syphilis

Only likes vintage things gets syphilis  Hipster Barista

RIDES A FIXIE can't fix a flat tire

RIDES A FIXIE can't fix a flat tire  Hipster Barista

Popularity rating of 4 on Spotify? Not listening to this shit!

Popularity rating of 4 on Spotify? Not listening to this shit!  Hipster Barista

Says "meat is murder" Wears Leather "Beetle Boots"

Says

Wears a beret after it was cool

Wears a beret  after it was cool  Hipster Barista

portland. ever heard of it?

portland. ever heard of it?  Hipster Barista

Wears a deep v neck with a scarf cause its cold

Wears a deep v neck with a scarf cause its cold  Hipster Barista

Had a tron fixie Before original tron came out

Had a tron fixie Before original tron came out  Hipster Barista

You mean to say a "tall" coffee

You mean to say a

Takes Douchey Picture Shocked it turns into a meme

Takes Douchey Picture Shocked it turns into a meme  Hipster Barista
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