Hipster Barista

i said steve jobs was a genius before he was dead

i said steve jobs was a genius before he was dead  Hipster Barista

i fucked steve lam and lurch and pepto bismol

i fucked steve lam and lurch and pepto bismol  Hipster Barista

major in art cant even handle play-doh

major in art cant even handle play-doh  Hipster Barista

I played Bball at Brush Before it was cool

I played Bball at Brush Before it was cool  Hipster Barista

so now you read? How trendy...

so now you read? How trendy...  Hipster Barista

What do you mean medium? I think you mean Grande.

What do you mean medium? I think you mean Grande.  Hipster Barista

i wonder if American apparel sells the cami secret everyone keeps staring at my tats

i wonder if American apparel sells the cami secret everyone keeps staring at my tats  Hipster Barista

Wears analog watch checks time on iphone

Wears analog watch checks time on iphone  Hipster Barista

I listened to Beirut and Bon Iver Before Kickoff

I listened to Beirut and Bon Iver Before Kickoff  Hipster Barista

Know who else said 9-9-9 all the time? HITLER!

Know who else said 9-9-9 all the time? HITLER!  Hipster Barista
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