Hipster Barista

I was dressing for the winter Before it was cool

I was dressing for the winter  Before it was cool  Hipster Barista

I'm training in krav maga You've probably never heard of it

I'm training in krav maga  You've probably never heard of it  Hipster Barista

gets mocked because of scarf says he had it long before the whole hipster thing

gets mocked because of scarf says he had it long before the whole hipster thing  Hipster Barista

Valentine's Day? It's just another holiday invented by corporations to exploit the consumer

Valentine's Day? It's just another holiday invented by corporations to exploit the consumer  Hipster Barista

Complains about band "selling out" is the only one who's ever heard about it

Complains about band

drinks tea before it was cool

drinks tea before it was cool  Hipster Barista

i hated obama before it was cool

i hated obama before it was cool  Hipster Barista

Complains about people listening to shitty music considers music is shitty whenever people start listening to it

Complains about people listening to shitty music considers music is shitty whenever people start listening to it  Hipster Barista

tells girlfriend memes are so maintstream send meme link on chat

tells girlfriend memes are so maintstream send meme link on chat  Hipster Barista

After my shift, I'm gonna go hang myself with this scarf. It's made of 100% sustainable alpaca cashmere. Just so you know.

After my shift, I'm gonna go hang myself with this scarf. It's made of 100% sustainable alpaca cashmere. Just so you know.  Hipster Barista
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