Hipster Barista

Looks like a douche ... is most likely a bidet

Looks like a douche ... is most likely a bidet  Hipster Barista

Likes Michael bay movies but only his early stuff

Likes Michael bay movies but only his early stuff   Hipster Barista

I once peed in a horse.

I once peed in a horse.  Hipster Barista

"you took a "known" picture portion and a "known" phrase expecting an "original" reaction. "your comment not only served as annoying filler but also failed as you made the experience completely unoriginal" He went on like this for seven full paragraphs.

Doesn't tell people about his birthday Birthdays are too mainstream

Doesn't tell people about his birthday Birthdays are too mainstream  Hipster Barista

Sells me a bag of whole bean coffee Asks if I have a grinder

Sells me a bag of whole bean coffee Asks if I have a grinder  Hipster Barista

College memes? I quit facebook before it was cool.

College memes? I quit facebook before it was cool.  Hipster Barista

ruptured acl playing ultimate ankle sprain is too mainstream

ruptured acl playing ultimate ankle sprain is too mainstream  Hipster Barista

I had a reddit sticker on my car before anyone knew about reddit

I had a reddit sticker on my car before anyone knew about reddit  Hipster Barista

Maker's is watered down? I have no words... Luckily, for me, Maker's is crap and I never drink it.

Maker's is watered down? I have no words... Luckily, for me, Maker's is crap and I never drink it.  Hipster Barista
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