Hipster Barista

I drank Pabst Blue Ribbon before hipsters drank Pabst blue ribbon

I drank Pabst Blue Ribbon before hipsters drank Pabst blue ribbon
  Hipster Barista

Complains technology is alienating to his 4000 Facebook friends

Complains technology is alienating to his 4000 Facebook friends  Hipster Barista

Argues that not everyone who plays roller derby is a lesbian To be devil's advocate

Argues that not everyone who plays roller derby 
is a lesbian To be devil's advocate  Hipster Barista

I GO TO A TOP UNIVERSITY YOU PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF IT

I GO TO A TOP UNIVERSITY YOU PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF IT  Hipster Barista

Liked "In the Air Tonight" before the hangover

Liked

Gets "Morning-Wood" Before Sunrise

Gets

starbucks is too mainstream I work at an indie cafe.

starbucks is too mainstream I work at an indie cafe.  Hipster Barista

$100,000 recording studio washed out old-vinyl effect on every song

$100,000 recording studio washed out old-vinyl effect on every song  Hipster Barista

what's a regular coffee? oh, you mean "Americano"

what's a regular coffee? oh, you mean

says its not in the hipster scene top commenter on isanyoneup

says its not in the hipster scene top commenter on isanyoneup  Hipster Barista
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