Hipster Barista

I used ANSI Before Unicode was mainstream

I used ANSI Before Unicode was mainstream  Hipster Barista

Engineering too hard switched to business 99 percent

Engineering too hard switched to business 99 percent  Hipster Barista

don't worry i hate myself too

don't worry i hate myself too  Hipster Barista

forgot to bring phone with me to when i went to poop was bored the entire time

forgot to bring phone with me to when i went to poop was bored the entire time  Hipster Barista

Criticized Kony 2012 Before Jason Russell masturbated in public

Criticized Kony 2012 Before Jason Russell masturbated in public  Hipster Barista

Ate opal fruits before they were starburst

Ate opal fruits  before they were starburst  Hipster Barista

Romeo and Juliet? Oh, you must mean pyramus and Thisbe

Romeo and Juliet? Oh, you must mean pyramus and Thisbe  Hipster Barista

I only eat chipotle

I only eat chipotle    Hipster Barista

i was into data provenance before it was cool

i was into data provenance before it was cool  Hipster Barista

It's called "venti" not "large" Asshole

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