Hipster Barista

Claims he's not a hipster tweets: "no respect for specialty coffee"

Claims he's not a hipster tweets:

Sees statuses from and about girls calling girls, sluts But Is too Hipster to post anything about it EVEN though he wants to

Sees statuses from and about girls calling girls, sluts But Is too Hipster to post anything about it EVEN though he wants to  Hipster Barista

Useless to meme Because you wouldn't understand

Useless to meme Because you wouldn't understand  Hipster Barista

Waits with people at crosswalk pushes button just in case

Waits with people at crosswalk pushes button just in case  Hipster Barista

only shops for groceries at farmers market only buys clothes from American apparel

only shops for groceries at farmers market only buys clothes from American apparel   Hipster Barista

finds out someone else likes his favourite band instantly dislikes band

finds out someone else likes his favourite band instantly dislikes band  Hipster Barista

touts the superiority of android owns a macbook air

touts the superiority of android  owns a macbook air   Hipster Barista

I watched Breaking bad before it was popular on reddit

I watched Breaking bad before it was popular on reddit  Hipster Barista

opens link on reddit already seen it

opens link on reddit already seen it  Hipster Barista

I had potato in my name before some dude shoved one in his anus

I had potato in my name before some dude shoved one in his anus  Hipster Barista
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