Hipster Barista

Oh you brought your Dell? Maybe you would feel more comfortable at McCafe...

Oh you brought your Dell? Maybe you would feel more comfortable at McCafe...  Hipster Barista

jack immordino = fucking hipster

jack immordino
= fucking hipster  Hipster Barista

Hates when people misuse the word "ironic" Listens to Alanis Morissette because it's... Damn.

Hates when people misuse the word

Those negroes... They stole our dates!

Those negroes... They stole our dates!  Hipster Barista

Tomato? You mean Solanum lycopersicum! I didn't get a degree in taxonomy to call it Tomato!

Tomato? You mean Solanum lycopersicum! I didn't get a degree in taxonomy to call it Tomato!  Hipster Barista

I know the names of fifty coffee beans If I can make rent this month is irrelevant

I know the names of fifty coffee beans If I can make rent this month is irrelevant  Hipster Barista

Doesn't say things are too mainstream because that's just too mainriver

Doesn't say things are too mainstream because that's just too mainriver   Hipster Barista

Has tattoos and tight pants Must drive a volkswagen

Has tattoos and tight pants  Must drive a volkswagen   Hipster Barista

Memes are becoming mainstream kills self

Memes are becoming mainstream kills self  Hipster Barista

purchases bowl at local head shop actually uses it for tobacco

purchases bowl at local head shop actually uses it for tobacco  Hipster Barista
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