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My name is Scott caravello

My name is Scott caravello  Hipster Barista

I know about Kony before it was cool

I know about Kony before it was cool  Hipster Barista

denies being a douche name is chad

denies being a douche name is chad  Hipster Barista

i blacked out before it was cool

i blacked out before it was cool  Hipster Barista

i thought being cool because you thought being cool was cool before it was cool because he was cool was cool because she was cool before you were cool because i was cool before he was cool was cool before it was cool

i thought being cool because you thought being cool was cool before it was cool because he was cool was cool because she was cool before you were cool because i was cool before he was cool was cool before it was cool  Hipster Barista

I used memes before there was facebook

I used memes before there was facebook  Hipster Barista

Craigslist missed connections Because actual conversation is so uncool.

Craigslist missed connections Because actual conversation is so uncool.  Hipster Barista

Throws a party only has Pabst Blue Ribbon

Throws a party only has Pabst Blue Ribbon  Hipster Barista

I knew about Joseph Kony before knowing about him was cool

I knew about Joseph Kony before knowing about him was cool  Hipster Barista

I was a redditor for 5 months before Obama made it cool

 I was a redditor for 5 months before Obama made it cool  Hipster Barista
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