Hipster Barista

life is too mainstream Death is so underground

life is too mainstream Death is so underground  Hipster Barista

shopped at the thrift shop before Macklemore came out with the song

shopped at the thrift shop before Macklemore came out with the song   Hipster Barista

Owned a PS3 before the announcement of the XBox one

Owned a PS3 before the announcement of the XBox one  Hipster Barista

Uh, cool hella shirt. Where'd you get it, Nordstrom?

Uh, cool hella shirt. 
 Where'd you get it,     Nordstrom?  Hipster Barista

Regular brewed coffee? Don't you mean an individually brewed clover coffee with reserve beans from AFRICA?

Regular brewed coffee? Don't you mean an individually brewed clover coffee with reserve beans from AFRICA?  Hipster Barista

I've always been a trendsetter gets drunk everynight to forget the time he was given a swirly in 6th period gym

I've always been a trendsetter gets drunk everynight to forget the time he was given a swirly in 6th period gym  Hipster Barista

I was into the zombies When they were a british invasion band

I was into the zombies When they were a british invasion band  Hipster Barista

I hate the frontpage It's so mainstream

I hate the frontpage It's so mainstream  Hipster Barista

Knew he'd hate the new Gatsby movie before it was out

Knew he'd hate the new Gatsby movie before it was out  Hipster Barista

knows ps4 is better gets an xbox one

knows ps4 is better gets an xbox one  Hipster Barista
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