Hipster Barista

Complains about being in the 99% Comes from upper middle class suburbia, has thousands of dollars in Apple products and drives a prius

Complains about being in the 99% Comes from upper middle class suburbia, has thousands of dollars in Apple products and drives a prius   Hipster Barista

Was a hipster barista Before hipster barista

Was a hipster barista Before hipster barista  Hipster Barista

made bad decisions before yolo

made bad decisions before yolo  Hipster Barista

I upvote things before they're on the front page, before it was cool... then downvote them

I upvote things before they're on the front page, before it was cool...
then downvote them  Hipster Barista

"I'm sassy yet a gentleman" (holding in a fart)

"Oh, you want me to smile?" Not unless you choke on your coffee.

CHARITY BINS FUCK YEAH

CHARITY BINS FUCK YEAH  Hipster Barista

looks cool actually has very sweaty neck

looks cool actually has very sweaty neck  Hipster Barista

Nick Lombardi

Nick Lombardi  Hipster Barista

new macbook for christmas "i've had this for a while"

new macbook for christmas
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