Hipster Barista

Bar tender Got the shit beaten out of him by someone with a bar

Bar tender Got the shit beaten out of him by someone with a bar  Hipster Barista

Thanks to Clint Eastwood's performance in gran torino it's no longer cool to drink pbr

Thanks to Clint Eastwood's performance in gran torino it's no longer cool to drink pbr  Hipster Barista

I eat people because cows are too mainstream

I eat people because cows are too mainstream  Hipster Barista

has a man purse smokes cigarettes

has a man purse smokes cigarettes  Hipster Barista

wants to buy house complains about $200 rent

wants to buy house
 complains about $200 rent  Hipster Barista

Northeastern Judge Buys your ecofeminism argument

Northeastern Judge Buys your ecofeminism argument  Hipster Barista

likes canada

likes canada   Hipster Barista

Soda is bad for you Smokes

Soda is bad for you Smokes  Hipster Barista

Acquire Beard, glasses, and scarf. Where is my fucking iphone

Acquire Beard, glasses, and scarf.   Where is my fucking iphone  Hipster Barista

My favorite artist is Mark Kozelek. Let me guess, you haven't heard of him.

My favorite artist is Mark Kozelek. Let me guess, you haven't heard of him.  Hipster Barista
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