Hipster Barista

My Facebook alter ego drinks tea. Crispin is so annoying.

My Facebook alter ego drinks tea.  Crispin is so annoying.   Hipster Barista

I'm better than you It's writ in my Moleskine. Whatever, loser.

I'm better than you It's writ in my Moleskine.  Whatever, loser.   Hipster Barista

$120,000 art degree Barely able to us MS Paint

$120,000 art degree Barely able to us MS Paint  Hipster Barista

blogs about corporate greed sells you a $4.89 muffin

blogs about corporate greed sells you a $4.89 muffin  Hipster Barista

I won't conform to your orthodox clapping style

I won't conform to your orthodox clapping style  Hipster Barista

Stopped shaving in September before it got cool

Stopped shaving in September  before it got cool  Hipster Barista

I only listen to electronic music On wax cylinder

I only listen to electronic music On wax cylinder   Hipster Barista

Ke$ha? Pssh, I only listen to Debbie Gibson B-sides

Ke$ha? Pssh, I only listen to Debbie Gibson B-sides  Hipster Barista

let's have a green food day for St Patrick's Day Brings in pink pudding because everyone else is bringing in green food

let's have a green food day for St Patrick's Day Brings in pink pudding because everyone else is bringing in green food  Hipster Barista

Calls Bud Light Platinum "craft beer" just to be ironic

Calls Bud Light Platinum
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