Hipster Barista

Claims to be a photoshop expert Uses comic sans on everything

Claims to be a photoshop expert Uses comic sans on everything  Hipster Barista

Say "venti" just to bug him it works

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I set my own fashion Grandma let's me use grandpa's Bergdorf's card, because it lets her think he's still 'a ghost in the machine'..

I set my own fashion Grandma let's me use grandpa's Bergdorf's card, because it lets her think he's still 'a ghost in the machine'..  Hipster Barista

No, a 'tall' is a small. that's cute of you, though.

No, a 'tall' is a small. that's cute of you, though.  Hipster Barista

I suffer for my art doesn't drink coffee

I suffer for my art doesn't drink coffee  Hipster Barista

bachelors in graphic design and photography poloroid filter on instagram

bachelors in graphic design and photography poloroid filter on instagram  Hipster Barista

has coffee and cigarettes... for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

has coffee and cigarettes... for breakfast, lunch, and dinner  Hipster Barista

tucks penis between legs while dancing like axel rose

tucks penis between legs while dancing like axel rose  Hipster Barista

I'm unique like everyone else

I'm unique like everyone else  Hipster Barista

walks two miles to work to avoid a carbon footprint 1,200,000,000 Chinese don't care

walks two miles to work to avoid a carbon footprint 1,200,000,000 Chinese don't care    Hipster Barista
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