Hipster Barista

FEMALE friend stops in for latte on way to job interview "and you're WEaring thAT?"

FEMALE friend stops in for latte on way to job interview

Gets a "Thank you" after handing customer coffee Doesn't respond or make eye contact.

Gets a

"I liked KBCo before they played at the Spring."

is alive now so that he can live before the sun is cool

is alive now so that  he can live before the sun is cool  Hipster Barista

doesn't climax during sex pleasure is so mainstream

doesn't climax during sex pleasure is so mainstream  Hipster Barista

You have a new million dollar classroom? Well I got my degree in a windowless, concrete room.

You have a new million dollar classroom? Well I got my degree in a windowless, concrete room.   Hipster Barista

Kony? I went to highschool with that guy

Kony? I went to highschool with that guy  Hipster Barista

I was ironic Before Being ironic was ironic.

I was ironic Before Being ironic was ironic.    Hipster Barista

I have a beard on my penis

I have a beard on my penis  Hipster Barista

I don't know what a "hipster" is. Never heard of that term. Me, I am only me.

I don't know what a
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