Hipster Barista

I want a hotdog without ketchup It's too mainstream

I want a hotdog without ketchup It's too mainstream  Hipster Barista

Carbonated water from a can? Pshhh I carbonate my own water

Carbonated water from a can? Pshhh I carbonate my own water  Hipster Barista

watched Arrested Development weekly before it was canceled

watched Arrested Development weekly before it was canceled  Hipster Barista

I was fired from McDonalds for not understanding small Medium and Large.

I was fired from McDonalds for not understanding small Medium and Large.  Hipster Barista

I said "shift" before it was cool

I  said

NO FOOD IN C-LAB EXCEPT IN MY BackPACK

NO FOOD IN C-LAB EXCEPT IN MY BackPACK  Hipster Barista

I thought thinking things were cool before they were cool was cool Before it was cool

I thought thinking things were cool before they were cool was cool Before it was cool  Hipster Barista

Utica didn't make the NCAAs i prefer playing meaningless golf than meaningful hockey

Utica didn't make the NCAAs i prefer playing meaningless golf than meaningful hockey  Hipster Barista

Mac address? hell yeah

Mac address? hell yeah  Hipster Barista

Under-dressed for late April snow. Never forgets scarf when it's 35 degrees in July

Under-dressed for late April snow.  Never forgets scarf when it's 35 degrees in July  Hipster Barista
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