Hipster Barista

Becomes a billionaire to join the 1% because the other 99% were too mainstream

Becomes a billionaire to join the 1% because the other 99% were too mainstream  Hipster Barista

Deodorant? Too mainstream....

Deodorant?  Too mainstream....  Hipster Barista

smashing the system one cheque from parents at a time

smashing the system one cheque from parents at a time  Hipster Barista

4.8 Ghz cpu, 2x560Ti in SLI, 16GB of RAM Minecraft at 700 fps

4.8 Ghz cpu, 2x560Ti in SLI, 16GB of RAM Minecraft at 700 fps  Hipster Barista

can't pay rent stays trendy, buys cigarettes

can't pay rent stays trendy, buys cigarettes  Hipster Barista

walk in with your boyfriend still tries to flirt with him

walk in with your boyfriend still tries to flirt with him  Hipster Barista

Only shops organic and fair trade the money he spends on weed funds terror and oppression in south america

Only shops organic and fair trade the money he spends on weed funds terror and oppression in south america  Hipster Barista

Bitches please I was using the timeline when it was called a diary

Bitches please I was using the timeline when it was called a diary  Hipster Barista

I don't actually like Rush... ...I just like "Fly By Night" because it's a trainwreck.

I don't actually like Rush... ...I just like

Mocks people who follow the British royalty obsesses over The Walking Dead

Mocks people who follow the British royalty obsesses over The Walking Dead  Hipster Barista
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