Hipster Barista

I've seen all this funny shit before it was cool

 I've seen all this funny shit before it was cool  Hipster Barista

"I love this record except for the jams at the end"

complains that radio plays same five songs listens to the same five songs on his ipod

complains that radio plays same five songs listens to the same five songs on his ipod  Hipster Barista

Prefers downvotes "they just dont get my humor"

Prefers downvotes

used the scumbag obama meme before it was socially accepted

used the scumbag obama meme before it was socially accepted   Hipster Barista

I used to hang out at hellarity before it became too mainstream

I used to hang out at hellarity before it became too mainstream  Hipster Barista

Turning knobs is lame unless the knob is the size of a vinyl record

Turning knobs is lame unless the knob is the size of a vinyl record  Hipster Barista

49ers? I was a fan before they were good

49ers? I was a fan before they were good  Hipster Barista

Smoking cigarettes is such an horrible habit Loves cocaine

Smoking cigarettes is such an horrible habit Loves cocaine  Hipster Barista

I only go to concerts for underground bands Sure are a lot of people here...

I only go to concerts for underground bands Sure are a lot of people here...  Hipster Barista
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