Hipster Barista

"Che Guevara changed my life" Manager at Starbucks

Says he loves to suck on penises. Actually likes penises inside his bum.

Says he loves to suck on penises. Actually likes penises inside his bum.  Hipster Barista

What if instead of humans making coffee ... Coffee made humans

What if instead of humans making coffee ... Coffee made humans  Hipster Barista

Knows all about hipster memes feels authentic

Knows all about hipster memes feels authentic  Hipster Barista

Buys new v-neck shirt before getting new chest tattoo

Buys new v-neck shirt before getting new chest tattoo  Hipster Barista

I liked the texans BEFORE THEY WERE GOOD

I liked the texans BEFORE THEY WERE GOOD  Hipster Barista

lectures you on how italians drink coffee after you ask for milk and sugar

lectures you on how italians drink coffee after you ask for milk and sugar  Hipster Barista

Masters in English Literature ...still misspells your name on the latte's cup.

Masters in English Literature ...still misspells your name on the latte's cup.  Hipster Barista

I don't work here It is just that my pants are so tight I cannot walk away.

I don't work here It is just that my pants are so tight I cannot walk away.    Hipster Barista

I'm the most important part of your day So don't fuck with me!

I'm the most important part of your day So don't fuck with me!  Hipster Barista
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