Hipster Barista

listens to the most underground bands except friends bands

listens to the most underground bands except friends bands  Hipster Barista

I drank my coffee before it was cool

I drank my coffee before it was cool  Hipster Barista

chris liked daft punk before it was cool

chris liked daft punk before it was cool  Hipster Barista

What's the difference between me and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between me and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 4  Hipster Barista

Grows beard Shaves pits, legs back and chest.

Grows beard Shaves pits, legs back and chest.  Hipster Barista

Bathroom Key? Its attached to Kant's Critique of Practical Reason.

Bathroom Key?  Its attached to Kant's Critique of Practical Reason.  Hipster Barista

satan sent me to kick your ass

satan sent me to kick your ass  Hipster Barista

Drags you to a party drinks alone in the corner

Drags you to a party drinks alone in the corner  Hipster Barista

Yes. I paid for this haircut.

 Yes.  I paid for this haircut.  Hipster Barista

i try to hide my past but you know who i am

i try to hide my past  but you know who i am  Hipster Barista
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