Hipster Barista

The NFL is so commercialized. Watches SC2 which has a Korean Air jet.

The NFL is so commercialized. Watches SC2 which has a Korean Air jet.  Hipster Barista

I don't drink Starbucks! I just work there Dude.

I don't drink Starbucks! I just work there Dude.  Hipster Barista

Was going to make a pie graph of his favorite bars made a bar graph of his favorite pies instead

Was going to make a pie graph of his favorite bars made a bar graph of his favorite pies instead  Hipster Barista

Claims he's not a hipster Thinks Kevin Durant is the best player in the league

Claims he's not a hipster Thinks Kevin Durant is the best player in the league   Hipster Barista

Was a wookie before starwars

Was a wookie before starwars  Hipster Barista

BEFORE IT WAS COOL

 BEFORE IT WAS COOL  Hipster Barista

I have become the very thing I swore to destroy: Mainstream

I have become the very thing I swore to destroy: Mainstream  Hipster Barista

VEGAN: ANIMAL RIGHTS SUPPORTER petowner: slaveholder

VEGAN:
ANIMAL RIGHTS SUPPORTER petowner: slaveholder  Hipster Barista

Boasts about hating Final Fantasy VII first Secretly loves it

Boasts about hating Final Fantasy VII first Secretly loves it  Hipster Barista

blah blah blah speaking coherently is too mainstream

blah blah blah speaking coherently is too mainstream  Hipster Barista
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