Hipster Barista

Eats only vegan food unless you have a goat

Eats only vegan food unless you have a goat  Hipster Barista

"I'm really trying to just de-clutter my life right now, you know?" Facebook alert vibrates in pocket - appears noticably torn

borrowed t shirt from roomies girlfriend smells inside of shirt for tit odor

borrowed t shirt from roomies girlfriend smells inside of shirt for tit odor  Hipster Barista

"I burnt my lip" was drinking coffee before it was cool

Fixed gear? that's so mainstream.

Fixed gear? that's so mainstream.  Hipster Barista

Three semesters of phonetics Learns shwa can't be used in stressed syllables from a Facebook comment

Three semesters of phonetics Learns shwa can't be used in stressed syllables from a Facebook comment  Hipster Barista

Speaks Classical Latin Old Norman French Dutch, Swiss German, and KLINGON!

Speaks Classical Latin
Old Norman French
 Dutch, Swiss German, and KLINGON!  Hipster Barista

Fastenal No glass ceilings

Fastenal No glass ceilings  Hipster Barista

I haven't watched the Simpsons Since they were on the Tracey ullman show

I haven't watched the Simpsons Since they were on the Tracey ullman show  Hipster Barista

My fiance and I stopped Eating Papa John's Before it was cool

My fiance and I stopped Eating Papa John's Before it was cool  Hipster Barista
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