Hipster Barista

Drowns because of Ice skating before it was cool

Drowns because of Ice skating before it was cool  Hipster Barista

Becomes GTA, complains about grading too many papers Goes to Jackpot every weeknight.

Becomes GTA, complains about grading too many papers Goes to Jackpot every weeknight.  Hipster Barista

gets tattoos to look badass wears a scarf and glasses

gets tattoos to look badass  wears a scarf and glasses   Hipster Barista

Complains about QR codes Then complains he can't get to your website from his phone

Complains about QR codes Then complains he can't get to your website from his phone  Hipster Barista

Vegetarian pacifist First to die when the zombies come

Vegetarian pacifist First to die when the zombies come  Hipster Barista

corrects your pronunciation of bon iver who the fuck is t rex?

corrects your pronunciation of bon iver who the fuck is t rex?  Hipster Barista

Why waste valuable resources showering When you can put a dab of coffee behind each ear?

Why waste valuable resources showering When you can put a dab of coffee behind each ear?  Hipster Barista

My tattoos are drawn on with crayons my mother told me to do it

My tattoos are drawn on with crayons my mother told me to do it  Hipster Barista

preaches farm-to-table food mmm hot pockets™

preaches farm-to-table food mmm hot pockets™  Hipster Barista

barista special olympics #winning

barista special olympics #winning  Hipster Barista
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