Hipster Barista

Lance is Guilty? I knew that years ago

Lance is Guilty? I knew that years ago  Hipster Barista

I Fucked the olsen twins before they were famous

I Fucked the olsen twins before they were famous  Hipster Barista

I disliked Papa John before he raised his prices

I disliked Papa John before he raised his prices  Hipster Barista

It's called stacking you've probably never heard of it

It's called stacking you've probably never heard of it   Hipster Barista

Sells you on the roast's undertones of citrus, blueberry, chocolate and wild mushroom Makes fun of you when you leave cuz it's Folger's Crystals

Sells you on the roast's undertones of citrus, blueberry, chocolate and wild mushroom Makes fun of you when you leave cuz it's Folger's Crystals  Hipster Barista

Calling someone a hipster is so mainstream

Calling someone a hipster is so mainstream  Hipster Barista

Knows so much about music It created a rift in the space-time continuum

Knows so much 
about music It created a rift in the space-time continuum  Hipster Barista

Complains about tourists in NYC during comute moved to Williamsburg eight months ago Works two days a week

Complains about tourists in NYC during comute moved to Williamsburg eight months ago Works two days a week  Hipster Barista

Does IMB Because business and management is too mainstream

Does IMB Because business and management is too mainstream  Hipster Barista

zack and miri make a podcast

zack and miri make a podcast  Hipster Barista
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