Hipster Barista

I listened to dubstep Before it was cool

I listened to dubstep Before it was cool  Hipster Barista

Who the fuck wears a scarf with a v-neck t-shirt?

Who the fuck  wears a scarf with a v-neck t-shirt?   Hipster Barista

I used a Credit Union Before it was a protest

I used a Credit Union Before it was a protest  Hipster Barista

Calls you a Corporate sheep "Lets get down with the trumpets!"

Calls you a Corporate sheep

listens to 70's music wasn't born til the 80's

listens to 70's music wasn't born til the 80's  Hipster Barista

No I Won't sell you that bottled Frappuccino It's already cool

No I Won't sell you that bottled Frappuccino It's already cool  Hipster Barista

Eats only organic smokes cigarettes

Eats only organic smokes cigarettes  Hipster Barista

Friends want to mockingly dress as hipsters for hallowen realizes he already has the costume

Friends want to mockingly dress as hipsters for hallowen realizes he already has the costume  Hipster Barista

BECAUSE YOURE A NERD

BECAUSE YOURE A NERD  Hipster Barista

I liked terrorists before they became mainstream

I liked terrorists before they became mainstream  Hipster Barista
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