Hipster Barista

my hair is as red as the flames on my chest

my hair is as red as the flames on my chest  Hipster Barista

i only look this way because i farted on 3!

i only look this way because i farted on 3!  Hipster Barista

Ah, so you know about coffee? (please don't say 'malabar')

Ah, so you know about coffee? (please don't say 'malabar')  Hipster Barista

Where did you get my picture? This isn't funny

Where did you get my picture? This isn't funny  Hipster Barista

I KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MY UNCONVENTIONAL APPEARANCE

I KNOW YOU'RE  JEALOUS OF MY UNCONVENTIONAL APPEARANCE  Hipster Barista

vote obama

 vote obama  Hipster Barista

High maintenance and not freaking worth it

High maintenance  and not freaking worth it  Hipster Barista

Accidentally shut down my computer. Had to wait 5 minutes to turn back on again. Caption 3 goes here

Accidentally shut down my computer. Had to wait 5 minutes to turn back on again. Caption 3 goes here  Hipster Barista

Eats only organic smokes cigarettes

Eats only organic smokes cigarettes  Hipster Barista

Order a panini "You mean a Panino"

Order a panini
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