Hipster Barista

ask to unlock bathroom gives you key attached to a spatula

ask to unlock bathroom gives you key attached to a spatula  Hipster Barista

Drives a prius Talks down to everyone else

Drives a prius Talks down to everyone else  Hipster Barista

says he doesnt listen to mainstream spice girls are the number 1 played song on ipod

says he doesnt listen to mainstream spice girls are the number 1 played song on ipod  Hipster Barista

Hears own band on radio quits too lamestream

Hears own band on radio quits
 too lamestream  Hipster Barista

Lives in austin minnesota

Lives in austin minnesota  Hipster Barista

liked dubstep before the drop

liked dubstep before the drop  Hipster Barista

Looked up funny words on urban dictionary before it was cool

Looked up funny words on urban dictionary before it was cool  Hipster Barista

favorite meme becoming popular again downvotes

favorite meme becoming popular again downvotes  Hipster Barista

I read the news Before the news are news

I read the news Before the news are news  Hipster Barista

Gets a tattoo he knows is stupid "I just wanted to make a young, stupid decision"

Gets a tattoo he knows is stupid
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