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I stockpiled ammunition & firearms before it was necessary

I stockpiled ammunition & firearms before it was necessary  Hipster Barista

I used to be mainstream Then i took an arrow in the knee

I used to be mainstream Then i took an arrow in the knee  Hipster Barista

Played Lana Del Ray Before she charted

Played Lana Del Ray Before she charted  Hipster Barista

Only Programs in Prolog

Only Programs in Prolog  Hipster Barista

I liked Nickelback before they were cool still likes nickelback

I liked Nickelback before they were cool still likes nickelback  Hipster Barista

Kony 2012? I've known about despotism in Africa since "Darfur 2003".

Kony 2012? I've known about despotism in Africa since

Only I can properly make your coffee His coffee is crap

Only I can properly make your coffee His coffee is crap  Hipster Barista

money doesn't make happiness haven't paid a bill on his whole life

money doesn't make happiness haven't paid a bill on his whole life   Hipster Barista

men of atlanta stand proud

men of atlanta stand proud  Hipster Barista

Oregon! Thats the Joke!

Oregon! Thats the Joke!  Hipster Barista
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