Hipster George Costanza

I'm Latvian Orthodox you've probably never heard of it

I'm Latvian Orthodox you've probably never heard of it  Hipster George Costanza

You know, if you take everything I've done in my entire life and condense it down into one day it looks decent

You know, if you take everything I've done in my entire life and condense it down into one day it looks decent
  Hipster George Costanza

You're telling me wine is better than pepsi? No way wine is better than pepsi

You're telling me wine is better than pepsi? No way wine is better than pepsi  Hipster George Costanza

They're called the Moops You've probably never heard of them

They're called the Moops You've probably never heard of them  Hipster George Costanza

Tropic of Cancer? I prefer Tropic of Capricorn

Tropic of Cancer? I prefer Tropic of Capricorn  Hipster George Costanza

Hershey's chocolate? I prefer Bosco

Hershey's chocolate? I prefer Bosco  Hipster George Costanza

Pretended to have a dead girlfriend before it was cool

Pretended to have a dead girlfriend before it was cool  Hipster George Costanza

I take my shirt off when I go to the bathroom

I take my shirt off  when I go to the bathroom  Hipster George Costanza

BF3? I prefer Frogger

BF3? I prefer Frogger  Hipster George Costanza

At first I was an archtect then I was a marine biologist

At first I was an archtect then I was a marine biologist  Hipster George Costanza
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