Hipster George Costanza

Got into podiatry school; worked as a hand model

Got into podiatry school; worked as a hand model  Hipster George Costanza

Baby names? How about Seven?

Baby names? How about Seven?  Hipster George Costanza

Lunch time? I'll have a t-bone steak

Lunch time? I'll have a t-bone steak  Hipster George Costanza

The Red Cross? I prefer the Human Fund

The Red Cross? I prefer the Human Fund  Hipster George Costanza

Christmas has been corrupted by consumerism I celebrate Festivus

Christmas has been corrupted by consumerism I celebrate Festivus  Hipster George Costanza

New York City? I just leased a house in the hamptons

New York City? I just leased a house in the hamptons  Hipster George Costanza

flew to akron just to zing a guy

flew to akron just to zing a guy  Hipster George Costanza

I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip.

I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip.  Hipster George Costanza

My favorite poet? i like flavin.

My favorite poet?  i like flavin.  Hipster George Costanza

I created a fake dead girlfriend Before it was cool

I created a fake dead girlfriend Before it was cool  Hipster George Costanza
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