Hipster Kitty

papayas are too mainstream? i like guayabas

papayas are too mainstream? i like guayabas  Hipster Kitty

my favorite film is "Journey to the center of the earth" you can't get more underground than that

my favorite film is

i got sucked into a black hole i doubt you've experienced it before it's up my ass

i got sucked into a black hole i doubt you've experienced it before
it's up my ass  Hipster Kitty

Underpants? Under my pants is too mainstream. I wear them on my head.

Underpants? Under my pants is too mainstream. I wear them on my head.  Hipster Kitty

Mainstream I prefer rivers

Mainstream I prefer rivers  Hipster Kitty

Germany? Prussia was better.

Germany? Prussia was better.  Hipster Kitty

I don't eat pop tarts I eat independent tarts

I don't eat pop tarts I eat independent tarts  Hipster Kitty

portland is so rad, when did you move here? wtf, you grew up here?

portland is so rad, when did you move here? wtf, you grew up here?  Hipster Kitty

Making a joke Is too mainstream

Making a joke Is too mainstream  Hipster Kitty

zombies like liked them before they were dead

zombies  like liked them before they were dead    Hipster Kitty
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