Hipster Kitty

I had an iPhone Back when they were expensive as shit

I had an iPhone Back when they were expensive as shit  Hipster Kitty

I lIked LOTR Before the movies

I lIked LOTR Before the movies  Hipster Kitty

I use water to wash the truck... You probably never heard of it.

I use water to wash the truck... You probably never heard of it.  Hipster Kitty

Fish? no, they'll always be too mainstream.

Fish? no, they'll always be too mainstream.  Hipster Kitty

Atlanta Braves? I think you mean the Boston braves

Atlanta Braves? I think you mean the Boston braves  Hipster Kitty

I hated irony Before it was dead

I hated irony Before it was dead  Hipster Kitty

Dubstep? oh, you mean you mean electro

Dubstep? oh, you mean you mean electro  Hipster Kitty

Saying "Trick or treat" is so mainstream I say "alms for the poor"

Saying

November 1st Shaves Hipster Beard

November 1st Shaves Hipster Beard  Hipster Kitty

IT NEEDS MORE POWA

IT NEEDS MORE POWA  Hipster Kitty
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