Hipster Luke Skywalker

Yeah, this is my dad's old lightsaber It's vintage.

Yeah, this is my dad's old lightsaber It's vintage.  Hipster Luke Skywalker

We used to bullseye womp rats in our T-16's back on Tattooine. So, you know. Before any of you guys were doing it.

We used to bullseye womp rats in our T-16's back on Tattooine. So, you know. Before any of you guys were doing it.  Hipster Luke Skywalker

Northface sleeping bag? I prefer sleeping in Tauntans.

Northface sleeping bag? I prefer sleeping in Tauntans.  Hipster Luke Skywalker

claims to care quickly forgets about murdered aunt and uncle

claims to  care quickly forgets about murdered aunt and uncle   Hipster Luke Skywalker

Yeah, turning to the dark side was cool... Back when my dad was doing it.

Yeah, turning to the dark side was cool... Back when my dad was doing it.  Hipster Luke Skywalker

You blew up a death star, huh Lando? Yeah, I was doing that before it got mainstream.

You blew up a death star, huh Lando? Yeah, I was doing that before it got mainstream.  Hipster Luke Skywalker

Makes out with sister. Before it gets mainstream.

Makes out with sister. Before it gets mainstream.  Hipster Luke Skywalker

I saw the Cantina Band... ...before they were cool.

I saw the Cantina Band... ...before they were cool.  Hipster Luke Skywalker

I dont always buy power converters... but when i do, I shop from Tosche Station

I dont always buy power converters... but when i do, I shop from Tosche Station  Hipster Luke Skywalker

So leia is my sister? I'd still fuck her.

So leia is my sister? I'd still fuck her.  Hipster Luke Skywalker
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