Horny Harry

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? hopefully something comforting, like... NOTHING. You already told her twice.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? hopefully something comforting, like... NOTHING. You already told her twice.  Horny Harry

hermoine, i have a problem... you have a huge boner! quick think of snape! thats how i got this

hermoine, i have a problem... you have a huge boner! quick think of snape! thats how i got this  Horny Harry

Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up which seat should i take?

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up which seat should i take?  Horny Harry

Hermonie, I see.. Dead people?

Hermonie, I see.. Dead people?   Horny Harry

knock, knock Who's there? Rapist

knock, knock Who's there? Rapist  Horny Harry

Have you heard about the new professor? Yeah, She's a drama master? And social studies. Oh dear lord..

Have you heard about the new professor? Yeah, She's a drama master? And social studies. Oh dear lord..  Horny Harry

Guess Who I voted for! I don't care, Harry KESHA ROGERS

Guess Who I voted for! I don't care, Harry KESHA ROGERS  Horny Harry

What's worse then sticking 12 oysters in your grannies vagina? Ahhhh I dunno Harry... Sucking them out to find 13.

What's worse then sticking 12 oysters in your grannies vagina? Ahhhh I dunno Harry... Sucking them out to find 13.  Horny Harry

What kind of wand do you have, Hermione? A 10 3/4" vine wood wand with a dragon heartstring core. That's a bit small. Why don't you try holding my 14 inches?

What kind of wand do you have, Hermione? A 10 3/4

i'm going to tell you something, don't freak out bu... what can you possibly tell me right now to make me freak out? there's a ginger behind you

i'm going to tell you something, don't freak out bu... what can you possibly tell me right now to make me freak out? there's a ginger behind you  Horny Harry
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