Horny Harry

What do I get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? I don't know Harry, what do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? I get your ass.

What do I get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? I don't know Harry, what do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? I get your ass.  Horny Harry

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop   Horny Harry

I have Lab work tomorrow morning, can't stay awake to play ET guys! There's this new popular game named League of Lege... Let's play till 4 a.m.

I have Lab work tomorrow morning, can't stay awake to play ET guys! There's this new popular game named League of Lege... Let's play till 4 a.m.  Horny Harry

So how was your first date with Lucas Wayne Swanger? Well, it wasn't exactly what I'd call memorable . . . That's `cause he roofied you. I always thought he was a Lesbian. It's the haircut.

So how was your first date with
 Lucas Wayne Swanger? Well, it wasn't exactly what
 I'd call memorable . . . That's `cause he roofied you. I always thought he was a Lesbian. It's the haircut.  Horny Harry

Hermione happy valentines day i made you card, can i read it too you? Umm... okay... Roses are red, violets are silly, grease up your flaps, cos here comes my willy!

Hermione happy valentines day i made you card, can i read it too you? Umm... okay... Roses are red, violets are silly, grease up your flaps, cos here comes my willy!  Horny Harry

In Case of Silence wrote a happy song. I like it In Case Of Slence doesn't write happy songs!

In Case of Silence wrote a happy song. I like it In Case Of Slence doesn't write happy songs!  Horny Harry

how do you like the vibrating panties I bought you for valentines day? These don't vibrate See this remote. On.

how do you like the vibrating panties I bought you for valentines day? These don't vibrate See this remote. On.   Horny Harry

What is that ghastly singing? I thought you were on break? (singing) My aural skillz professor cast the imperious curse on me, forcing me to practice non-stop. That's brilliant that is. But you know, it only works when you're on LVC grounds proper... [Ga

What is that ghastly singing? I thought you were on break? (singing) My aural skillz professor cast the imperious curse on me, forcing me to practice non-stop.  That's brilliant that is. But you know, it only works when you're on LVC grounds proper... [Ga  Horny Harry

you know what the difference is between you and ron? i don't know harry, what? i've done anal with ron

you know what the difference  is between you and ron? i don't know harry, what? i've done anal with ron  Horny Harry

Dipshitsaywhat What? Hehehe

Dipshitsaywhat What? Hehehe  Horny Harry
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