Horny Harry

Do you like popsicles? Not that much, they're too cold and it hurts my gums. What about hot popsicles?

Do you like popsicles? Not that much, they're too cold and it hurts my gums. What about hot popsicles?  Horny Harry

I knew I should have been in Slytherin. Why? Because I have a Basilisk that is dying to get in your chamber of secrets.

I knew I should have been in Slytherin. Why?  Because I have a Basilisk that is dying to get in your chamber of secrets.  Horny Harry

Lets play the firetruck game. I'll run my hand up your leg and when you want me to stop, yell "redlight" Redlight! Firetrucks don't stop for red lights.

Lets play the firetruck game. I'll run my hand up your leg and when you want me to stop, yell

I want you to know something. What is it Harry? Voldemort recruited the twilight werewolves.

I want you to know something. What is it Harry? Voldemort recruited the twilight werewolves.
  Horny Harry

The brotherhood made an other treaty thats good, peaceful politics are always good Bitch The ree is already blown up.

The brotherhood made an other treaty thats good, peaceful politics are always good Bitch The ree is already blown up.  Horny Harry

just remember, safe sex is fun sex. well it doesn't make a difference for the girl, but i think the boy doesnt have as much fun, You're damn right they dont, you selfish slut.

just remember, safe sex is fun sex. well it doesn't make a difference for the girl, but i think the boy doesnt have as much fun, You're damn right they dont, you selfish slut.  Horny Harry

Hermione are you a virgin ? Hell YEAh! Someone has to be first on the field.

Hermione are you a virgin ?      Hell  YEAh!  Someone has to be first on the field.  Horny Harry

Hermione I need help looking for my wand. Well...sure okay. Where did you last see it? ...In my pants.

Hermione I need help looking for my wand. Well...sure okay. Where did you last see it?  ...In my pants.  Horny Harry

When i was born... Harry, I really don't care ...the doctor thought i had three legs.

When i was born... Harry, I really don't care ...the doctor thought i had three legs.   Horny Harry

Did you know that you're really tight??? and how would you know?? That wasn't beer last night... it was a ruffiecalada...

Did you know that you're really tight???  and how would you know??  That wasn't beer last night... it was a ruffiecalada...   Horny Harry
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