I lied

I don't even have a brother

 I don't even have a brother  I lied

Of course I read the eula before clicking 'i agree'

Of course I read the eula before clicking 'i agree'  I lied

talk to you later i have to study

talk to you later i have to study  I lied

I'm masturbating as I make this meme

 I'm masturbating as I make this meme  I lied

That's enough internet for me

 That's enough internet for me  I lied

Lol not shy Or my first time

Lol not shy Or my first time  I lied

Vector calculus: Remember when I told you "i j k" I LIED

Vector calculus: 
Remember when I told you

I only gave you $4

 I only
gave you $4  I lied

FUCK YOU I LIED

FUCK YOU I LIED  I lied

You are given plenty of space to write code

You are given plenty of space  to write code  I lied