Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is opening their presents And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is opening their presents And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is studying for finals And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is studying for finals And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

people celebrating their cakedays And I'm just sitting here masturbating

people  celebrating their cakedays And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

everyone's out conquering the world And I'm just sitting here masturbating

everyone's out conquering the world And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

everyone is just sitting around, masturbating And I'm...........oh wait

everyone is just sitting around, masturbating And I'm...........oh wait  Im just sitting here masturbating

A kid my age just won the most prestigious award in all of college football And I'm just sitting here masturbating

A kid my age just won the most prestigious award in all of college football And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

I HAVE TONS OF HOMEWORK AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING

I HAVE TONS OF HOMEWORK
 AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING  Im just sitting here masturbating

She is getting ripped And I'm just sitting here working out my right arm.

She is getting ripped And I'm just sitting here working out my right arm.  Im just sitting here masturbating

Hurricane Sandy is going nuts outside And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Hurricane Sandy is going nuts outside And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

A guy just jumped 128,000 feet from space at 730 mph And I'm just sitting here masturbating.

A guy just jumped 128,000 feet from space at 730 mph And I'm just sitting here masturbating.  Im just sitting here masturbating
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