Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone's having fun and getting drunk at this party And I'm just sitting here cruising reddit

Everyone's having fun and getting drunk at this party And I'm just sitting here cruising reddit  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is traveling from Mexico to Canada And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is traveling from Mexico to Canada And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is being all productive And I'm just sitting here refreshing.

Everyone is being all productive And I'm just sitting here refreshing.  Im just sitting here masturbating

everyone is dealing with hurricane sandy And I'm just sitting here masturbating

everyone is dealing with hurricane sandy And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

America's watching hilarious commercials And I'm just sitting here masturbating

America's watching hilarious commercials And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everybody's already finished their food And I'm just sitting here mastercating

Everybody's already finished their food And I'm just sitting here mastercating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is studying for the psat And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is studying for the psat And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

EVERYONE ELSE IS POSTING THEIR COSTUMES And I'm just sitting here masturbating

EVERYONE ELSE IS POSTING THEIR COSTUMES And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is out getting their life together And I'm just here taking the same class over and over again

Everyone is out getting their life together And I'm just here taking the same class over and over again  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone's on snap chat And I'm just sitting here masturbating with a blackberry

Everyone's on snap chat  And I'm just sitting here masturbating with a blackberry  Im just sitting here masturbating
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