Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is going out tonight And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is going out tonight And I'm just sitting here masturbating   Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is having kids And I'm just sitting here masturbating.

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Everyone else is back home And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone else is back home And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is out at the bar And i'm just sitting here sober.

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Everyone is playing outside And I'm just sitting here masturbating

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Everyone is having fun at college And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is having fun 
at college And I'm just sitting
 here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

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Everyone is studying for finals And I'm just sitting here masturbating

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Everyone around me is dieting and losing weight And I'm just sitting here masticating.

Everyone around me is dieting and losing weight And I'm just sitting here masticating.  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is opening presents And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is opening presents And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating
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