Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is making the most of their life And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is making the most of their life And I'm just sitting here masturbating   Im just sitting here masturbating

All my friends are posting intense political rants on facebook And I'm just sitting here masturbating

All my friends are posting intense political rants on facebook And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is playing black ops 2 And I'm just sitting here masturabating over Hitman: Absolution

Everyone is playing black ops 2 And I'm just sitting here masturabating over Hitman: Absolution  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone went to class like they're supposed to And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone went to class like they're supposed to And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is sick from eating too much turkey And I'm still sitting here masticating

Everyone is sick from eating too much turkey And I'm still sitting here masticating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is stressing and studying for finals And I'm just sitting here procrastibating

Everyone is stressing and studying for finals And I'm just sitting here procrastibating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is using confession bear to confess And I'm just sitting here masturbating.

Everyone is using confession bear to confess  And I'm just sitting here masturbating.  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is watching the new season of the league And i'm just sitting here rosterbating...

Everyone is watching the new season of the league And i'm just sitting here rosterbating...  Im just sitting here masturbating

My class is writing papers on religion And I'm just sitting here writing about boobies

My class is writing papers on religion And I'm just sitting here writing about boobies  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone went home to their families And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone went home to their families And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating
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