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Everyone could be thinking of a new million dollar idea, Instead they are just sitting on reddit hating.

Everyone could be thinking of a new million dollar idea, Instead they are just sitting on reddit hating.  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is using clever words that sound like masturbating And I'm just sitting here masturbating.

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Everyone is celebrating Halloween And I'm just sitting here studying.

Everyone is celebrating Halloween And I'm just sitting here studying.  Im just sitting here masturbating

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Everyone has finished their food and i'm just sitting here masticating  Im just sitting here masturbating

everyone's heart is going out to boston marathoners And I'm just sitting here masturbating

everyone's heart is going out to boston marathoners  And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is at Harvard And I'm just sitting here meditating.

Everyone is at Harvard And I'm just sitting here meditating.  Im just sitting here masturbating

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Everyone is preparing for hurricane Sandy And I'm just sitting here meditating.  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone else starts school today And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone else starts school today  And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

All of my single friends are out having fun And I'm just sitting here masturbating

All of my single friends are out having fun And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating
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