Im just sitting here masturbating

TIL: guys who murder their girlfriends can have girlfriends And I'm just sitting here masturbating

TIL: guys who murder their girlfriends can have girlfriends And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is talking about the debate And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is talking about the debate And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is taking notes And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is taking notes And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

While i'll be sitting here masturbating.

 While i'll be sitting here masturbating.  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is out for lunch And I'm just sitting here masticating

Everyone is out for lunch And I'm just sitting here masticating  Im just sitting here masturbating

everyone is freaking out about the nsa and other bullshit And I'm just sitting here waiting for star trek technology

everyone is freaking out about the nsa and other bullshit And I'm just sitting here waiting for star trek technology  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is preparing for Hurricane Sandy And I'm just sitting here meditating.

Everyone is preparing for Hurricane Sandy And I'm just sitting here meditating.  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is enjoying their summer vacation, And I'm just sitting here still giving Finals!

Everyone is enjoying their summer vacation, And I'm just sitting here still giving Finals!  Im just sitting here masturbating
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