Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is crying about this kid And I'm just sitting here masturbating.

Everyone is crying about this kid And I'm just sitting here masturbating.  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is out there masturbating And I'm just sitting here getting stoned

Everyone is out there masturbating And I'm just sitting here getting stoned  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is talking about the Pope And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is talking about the Pope And I'm just sitting here masturbating   Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone else is celebrating valentines And I'm just sitting here upvoting cats

Everyone else is celebrating valentines And I'm just sitting here upvoting cats  Im just sitting here masturbating

My friend is at the world series And I'm just sitting here masturbating

My friend is at the world series And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

I'm just sitting here masturbating

 I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is out having a great friday night And I'm just sitting here playing with my balls

Everyone is out having a great friday night And I'm just sitting here playing with my balls  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is getting Karma on their cakeday And I'm just sitting here masturbating.

Everyone is getting Karma on their cakeday And I'm just sitting here masturbating.  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone on the team doing there best to beat miramonte And Stone was just sitting there masturbating

Everyone on the team doing there best to beat miramonte And Stone was  just sitting there masturbating   Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is talking about Dishonored And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is talking about Dishonored And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating
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