Inconsiderate Scumbag Roommate

Eats all your food Lies about it

Eats all your food Lies about it   Inconsiderate Scumbag Roommate

Shuts off your alarm before you wake up

Shuts off your alarm before you wake up  Inconsiderate Scumbag Roommate

Throws a party Tells you to ask *YOUR* friends to bring alcohol

Throws a party Tells you to ask *YOUR* friends to bring alcohol  Inconsiderate Scumbag Roommate

Has herpes And the exact same toothbrush as you

Has herpes And the exact same toothbrush as you  Inconsiderate Scumbag Roommate

Never takes out the trash Piles full trashbags by the kitchen door until you take it out

Never takes out the trash Piles full trashbags by the kitchen door until you take it out  Inconsiderate Scumbag Roommate

Ba Boom ba boom ba boom ba boom ba boom ba boom That's her goddamn techno music

Ba Boom  ba boom ba boom ba boom ba boom ba boom That's her goddamn techno music   Inconsiderate Scumbag Roommate

bitches about how no one cleans their dishes is the one leaving a week's worth of dishes in the sink

bitches about how no one cleans their dishes is the one leaving a week's worth of dishes in the sink   Inconsiderate Scumbag Roommate

Takes a shit while the shower is running Complains the water was cold

Takes a shit while the shower is running Complains the water was cold  Inconsiderate Scumbag Roommate

Listening to music singing so loud that you need to wear two pairs of headphones.

Listening to music singing so loud that you need to wear two pairs of headphones.   Inconsiderate Scumbag Roommate

Making something in the microwave at 12 AM lets it hit zero and beep five times

Making something in the microwave at 12 AM lets it hit zero and beep five times  Inconsiderate Scumbag Roommate
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