Internet Husband

we never have anything to talk about anymore you should go on reddit again

we never have anything to talk about anymore you should go on reddit again  Internet Husband

I asked him for sex "That's ok, I have the toaster tonight"

I asked him for sex

I asked him why he cheated on me he said "Ask reddit"

I asked him why he cheated on me he said

I didn't know where all our money for bills went he said he used it to buy 18 waffle makers

I didn't know where all our money for bills went he said he used it to buy 18 waffle makers
  Internet Husband

I told him to him get off Reddit and come to bed he called me a birdslapper

I told him to him get off Reddit and come to bed he called me a birdslapper
  Internet Husband

I told him i'm waiting on his proposal he said "get the dog"

I told him i'm waiting on his proposal he said

I asked him to come to bed he said not until i have judged miss korea 2013

I asked him to come to bed he said not until i have judged miss korea 2013  Internet Husband

Honey, when are you coming to bed? Shut up bitch, somebody on NN took the bait

Honey, when are you coming to bed? Shut up bitch, somebody on NN took the bait  Internet Husband

Told him I wanted to become a minister. He said, "Read the Bible, B!@#%"

Told him I wanted to become a minister. He said,

I asked him if he was still the man i fell in love with He said Nope! Chuck Testa

I asked him if he was still the man i fell in love with He said Nope! Chuck Testa  Internet Husband
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