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I told him MY BROTHER DIED FIGHTING TERRORISTS he said "LOL! NOOB" "TERRORISTS WIN"

I told him MY BROTHER DIED FIGHTING TERRORISTS he said

I told him I lossed my job today He told me :ufdup:

I told him I lossed my job today  He told me :ufdup:  Internet Husband

asks him to come to bed does it look like all the links are purple?

asks him to come to bed  does it look like all the links are purple?  Internet Husband

I got us tickets for the new Rosario Dawson movie He pulled a knife on me

I got us tickets for the new Rosario Dawson movie He pulled a knife on me  Internet Husband

I TOLD HIM MOM WAS DYING HE SAID "RESPAWN IN THE KITCHEN IN 3..2..1.."

I TOLD HIM MOM WAS DYING HE SAID

I told him I was raped he said pics or it didn't happen

I told him I was raped he said 
pics or it didn't happen  Internet Husband

I told him we needed to talk 'We aren't in the car'

I told him we needed to talk 'We aren't in the car'  Internet Husband

Let's do something fun tonight. Hold on, I'm reading funny comments on reddit.

Let's do something fun tonight.  Hold on, I'm reading funny comments on reddit.   Internet Husband

I told him I wasn't in the mood He took me to a physics lecture

I told him I wasn't in the mood He took me to a physics lecture  Internet Husband

I wrote him a poem expressing my feelings He asked me to break down the rhyme schemes

I wrote him a poem expressing my feelings He asked me to break down the rhyme schemes  Internet Husband
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