Jack Donaghy

Irrational People don't respond to rationality They respond to fear

Irrational People don't respond to rationality They respond to fear  Jack Donaghy

We have been creating and solving this country's problems for 200 years. Where's our month?

We have been creating and solving this country's problems for 200 years.  Where's our month?  Jack Donaghy

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive.  Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?  Jack Donaghy

He's a white male with hair, Lemon. The sky's the limit.

He's a white male with hair, Lemon. The sky's the limit.
  Jack Donaghy

Put your problem in my mind vise, and I will crush it

 Put your problem in my mind vise, and I will crush it  Jack Donaghy

I could hardly drink my morning shower scotch

 I could hardly drink my morning shower scotch  Jack Donaghy

Why am I wearing a tux? Its after six. What am I, a farmer?

Why am I wearing a tux? Its after six. What am I, a farmer?  Jack Donaghy

there are no bad ideas only great ideas that go horribly wrong

there are no bad ideas  only great ideas that go horribly wrong
  Jack Donaghy

That was the chair. I only pass gas once a year, for an hour, atop a mountain in Switzerland.

That was the chair. I only pass gas once a year, for an hour, atop a mountain in Switzerland.  Jack Donaghy

I'm a Bear, I'm a daddy. I'm a daddy bear

 I'm a Bear, I'm a daddy. I'm a daddy bear  Jack Donaghy
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